What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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