whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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