- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

William wright is Gay

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

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