- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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