What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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Error 37.

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

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What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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