whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

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What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

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A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

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Win industrial estate, Newry

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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What is white and square? A ping pong block

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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João Duarte reads this.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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