- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

guy walks into a bar, ouch

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

Do you want icecream, Björn?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?