Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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