What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

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What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

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Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

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What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

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Q- what do you call a Jew swimming in the Antarctic? A- Dead, any man wouldn't survive swimming in water that cold

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Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

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Man comes home and sees another dying man lying in the center of his house. He yells at the man, "HEY I DONT KNOW YOU" The man on the floor replies, "That's funny, my family used to say the same thing"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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