- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

hi dave

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

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