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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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