why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

So does Blake

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

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people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

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