why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

What would u like to drink?

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

You know what's catchy? A cold

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

hey justin

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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