- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple that has just been brutally murdered. If you see this, you should probably notify the local police so that they may investigate the situiation.

Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

A blind man walks into a wall.

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

Seven

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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