A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

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One day an irishman walked into a bar. he started to show off his accent when a nicely dressed lady said to him, "are you from ireland?". "AYE" said the irshman. " what part of ireland are you from?" drunk, the irishman replied "uh downtown" then the woman said, " did you come here alone?" then he replied"no i didn't come here a'lone.....DONKEY!!!"

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Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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LOL

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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McDonald. It's run by Lawers

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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