Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

[Set up] [No punch line]

Guess what? Bananas

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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A child walks into a classroom.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

fish fishy caoimhin

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

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