"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

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once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

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What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

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Hail Heetluh

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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women's rights

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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