Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

LO AND BEHOLD!

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

people magazine

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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