- Anti Joke

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo