How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

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Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

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You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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A seal walks into a club.

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

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knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

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Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

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Anti Joke

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