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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

A man did not like this site

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

What's stupid a light bulb.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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