Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

A midget walked under a bar.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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