- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

there once was a black man who played basketball

Q- Why? A- Why not?

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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