- Anti Joke

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.