- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

I'm HIV positive.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

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The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

What's old and wrinkly? old people

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

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