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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

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