- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

WOMENS RIGHTS

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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