How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

I have an idea! You leave.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

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a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Flowers are colors Love me

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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