- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

Well this is pointless.....

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

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