- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

A man is pulled over because he is suspected of drunk driving. The officer comes to the window and is greeted by a man who then replies: What seems to be the officer, problem?

A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

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