Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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Sir, your wife is dead

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PENIS that is all

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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robin, get in the car.

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The duck didn't cross the road.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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