- Anti Joke

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.