- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

Whats green? The color green.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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