Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

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why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

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oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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Once there was an English man, A Scottish man and an Irsh man. They were all in a scenario where each of them had to undetake a task. The English man and the Scottish man undertook their task without any problems, but the Irish man was confused resulting in a hilarious outcome.

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ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

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#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

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Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

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What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

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Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

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What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

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how do u kill a blonde: drop something shiny at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 2 blondes: but a mirror at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 3 blondes: ask which 1 of them is the prettiest and then wait 5 minuetes:)

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Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Given the unlikely circumstance in which an elephant actually does sit on your fence, it is equally unlikely said elephant would be able to do so unseen by witnesses, of whom you may ask what time the event occurred. Assuming your witness thought to look at the time befor calling animal control.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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