- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

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What has two legs and two arms? A Human

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

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