- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

Why did the house burn down? Obama

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

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(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

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