- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

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A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

What's old and wrinkly? old people

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

I'm HIV positive.

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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