- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What's big and long? My dick.

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