- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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