- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

Has u seen my grammar?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

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