- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

What do you a badass who not a badass. Grant Lousbury.

What's big and purple? Barney

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

Penis

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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