- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

wael.. nuff said

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

hashtags suck balls

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

mitchell palmer sucks

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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