- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Do u take sugar?

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

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