GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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Women's rights.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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