- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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