- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

A sober Amy Winehouse

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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