This dog can only sniff marijuana.

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A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

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What african eat for christmas Sand.

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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dyslexic's Untie

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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dont you love porch monkeys? no.

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What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

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Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

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Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

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What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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