What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

knock knock go away!!!

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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