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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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