- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

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