So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

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Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

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How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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Hail Hitler

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Half life 3 confirmed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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