who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

your face is kinda funny

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

hola said the chinese man

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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