What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One's fun to smash and the other is a watermelon.

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A man noticed that the sun was coming in brightly through his window. He was trying to take a nap and didnt appreciate the sunlight. He closed the blinds.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

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a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

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What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

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hey justin

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

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why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

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My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

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roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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