- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

a black guy hates chicken.

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

A seal walks into a club.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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