knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

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How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

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a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

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Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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So these two girls have a cup .

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

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penis. nuff said.

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

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