Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

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what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

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almost as accidental as your spelling im afraid

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How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

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what do you call your mom? mom

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold climate. I guess this was just a waste of time.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

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A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

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A man, a dog and a pregnant woman walked into a bar, the man bought a beer, the dog was put back outside as the pub didn't allow animals and the pregnant woman didn't buy anything alcoholic as she didn't want to risk the life of her unborn child-she had a soda.

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Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

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Q: Why didn't the man give money to the homeless person on the sidewalk? A: Because he thought that he was faking it. Two days later the homeless person died in an alleyway from starvation. Nobody was there to witness it, and the body was never found.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

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Anti Joke

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