- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

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Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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