How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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Where does the Queen of England live? England.

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

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Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

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LO AND BEHOLD!

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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I just drank a cola.

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how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

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In 1843 when Man invented the moon, people set sail on ironclad ships to lands that sold items that weren't for sale in similar such stores in other lands not reachable by ironclad ships or dirigibles as they became known once they changed form completely and were a differentobject entirely and of no use for water transport. That's when the real revolution in telecommunications began, the truck drivers would use CB radios as early as 1287 and 1276 in Canada. the CB radio enabled the users to order pizza and develop symbiotic relationshiops with canvas. Amongst other things.

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the US. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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