How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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