What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

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Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

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what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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What did you get for your birthday? I got older

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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Anti Joke

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