- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

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Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

mexicans fishing

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

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