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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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