- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

The GOV and the WHO?

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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