- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

you dint have to be a jew matt

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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