- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

If you were a pie I'd eat you

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

sweating like antoni with a girl

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

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