- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

Boys have swag, real men have class

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

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