- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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