Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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Knock, Knock Who's There

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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YEAH THEY DO!

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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