- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

Why did the fish fly It didn't

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