Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

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A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

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Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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This is an anti-joke.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

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Cheese

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