- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blue whale walks into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get for you?" The blue whale says "EEEEEEYYYYYYYOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMM"

One time, I called the police, but it was actually a fire. So my neighbors died.

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

Poker face

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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