Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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