- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

A woman comes at the doctor.

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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