Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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Click here to end the world.

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Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

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What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

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what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

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"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

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What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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