- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long and black The unemployment line

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

Penis.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

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