How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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hers a joke... japanese people

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

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