What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Guess what? Bananas

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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