- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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