- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Who is big and stupid My brother

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Nothing. He made it home safely.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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