- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

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