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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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