- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

G:nock nock B:come in!

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

He--Hey guys

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Your mam is so fat.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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