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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

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i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

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