- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

Lets Go Lakers!

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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