- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

do you have a wife?

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

whats up and also down? your mum

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

The Princess is in another castle

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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