Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

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Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

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Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

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You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

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I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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karn chevalier

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Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

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What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

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knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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