- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

batman has diarrhea

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

Women's rights.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

woman's rights

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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