- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

whats hairy and crys your mom

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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