John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

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What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

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So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

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Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

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pauls tuck

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Why did the girl have twins she was raped

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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What do cows in Africa say? Moo

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

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Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

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Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

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make me a sandwich! what kind?

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Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

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