- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

just in time?

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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