Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

Anti-jokes are funny.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

I am a women

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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