what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

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Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

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What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

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What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

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Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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Barack Obama.

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

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Anti Joke

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