- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Psychics.

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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