I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

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