Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

I like school Said no one ever.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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