No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

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- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

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Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

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Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

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I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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