Where's Wally? In a children's book.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

WHAT THE BABIES?!

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

A hill billy went fishing

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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