A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

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Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

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What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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