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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What's brown and sticky? Anal

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

why was the man sad? his wife died

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

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