have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

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There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

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BIG PENIS

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Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

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Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

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WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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