An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

My parents died!

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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