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what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

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I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

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Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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read me write me

You dropped something.... Yo lip

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what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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