- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

How long is a china man?

What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

i hate non minorities!

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

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