3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

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Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

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What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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There are 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and sexy guy. They all work together and have lunch together. The fat guy opens his bag and eats a ham and turkey sandwich. The skinny guy opens his bag and eats a tuna sandwich. The sexy guy opens his bag and eats an egg sandwich. The fat guy finishes his meal. The skinny guy saves half for later. The sexy guy ate more than half of his food. A genie magically appears. The End

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Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

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knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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