- Anti Joke

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

whats up and also down? your mum

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.