- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

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