Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

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What did the taxi driver say to the chicken when the chicken called a cab? "aren't you supposed to be crossing a road somewhere?" Little did the taxi driver know that the chickens license was taken away for multiple DUIs because when his wife left him he became an alcoholic mess, lost his job and became depressed. But when he called the taxi, he was on his way to a job interview. Since he never made it to his job interview he soon went broke and lost his home. Having hit rock bottom, the chicken unawarely started to cross a busy road and was ran over by that same taxi driver.

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? a jew is a member of a religion called Judaism, they're generally tall and have curly hair, however not in all situations is this true. They celebrate Chanukah and passover and many other holidays. Pizza is an italian dish, it's round, has red sauce and cheese on it and is pretty tasty.

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Whats blue and flufft Answer: Blue Fluff

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Hatch! Hatchoo! Bless you!

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I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

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Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

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Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

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Ammy Winehouse walks into a bar Don't you said we should stop jocking about dead people ?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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