- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

bangers and mash?

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Miscarriages.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

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