Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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Penis

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Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

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A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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Guess what? I like trains.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

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Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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