What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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Is your refrigerator running? No.

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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Hail Heetluh

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yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

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How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

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Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

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Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

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what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

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Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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