- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

So one time there was this woman learning...

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

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