Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

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What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

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One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

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Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

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Who is John Galt?

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What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

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life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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What do you give hobos? Febreeze

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

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Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

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What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

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What did the electron do after losing his proton? Trough electromagnetical forces, the electron simply left it's atom, making it become a positive ion. Then, atracted by other atom's magnetical force, it joins the other atom's last vallence shell, creating a negative ion, since there are more electrons then protons in the atom in issue.

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A serial killer walks into a bar... He is finally arrested after killing several people within the bar, goes to court, and it was decided that he is suffering from a rare case of maddening schizophrenia, and sent indefinitely to a mental hospital...

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why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

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Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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