Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

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Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

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How did th-A fridge.

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

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When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

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Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

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Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

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What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

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How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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