I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

whats funnier than 24? 25

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Why can't jokes spit?

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

Drew Knowles is gay

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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