Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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